April 2008
Can you handle the "Truth?"
The “Truth” ads about quitting smoking are really starting to annoy the dazzles outta me. I used to like them when they were basically clever street performances with a strong message about the dangers of nicotine consumption but ever since they went all Broadway musical on me, I can’t handle the truth. Don’t get me wrong, I dig musicals, (I am still looking forward to...
March 2008
Where was Heather?
Hey friends, Just a quick post about what I was up to over the past few days. I stayed at Opryland Hotel for the past two nights for a press gig. The staff treated a group of us to a series of tours, excursions and spa services. I got a facial, a hot stone massage, a tropical pedicure and my hair and make-up done yesterday. We all had dinner at the Old Hickory Steakhouse and the executive chef...
If You Like Country Music
I just wrote this for the Music City celebrity column tomorrow: Chesney celebrates the big 4-0 with a star studded Music City bash Mega-watt country star Kenny Chesney celebrated his 40th birthday on Wednesday night at Cabana in Hillsboro Village surrounded by his close friends and family. Of course, when you’re Kenny Chesney, you tend to run with a pretty famous crew. Those in attendance...
I wonder if they know...
brittjohnson: That we call that the “bitch cake”… Bitch cake: elevated surface in middle of layla dance floor. Sort of resembles a cake. Bitches dance on it. ;) And sometimes they hula hoop on it. :)
Its only been one day but...
I’m already totally addicted to muxtape. Seriously, its my goal to listen to as many muxtapes as possible asap.
Knock Knock Knock
I had a surprise visitor last night. It was a lovely surprise indeed. I’m all smiles today. :)
The only lying I would do is in the bed with you.
– The Pharcyde - Passing Me By Lyrics (via peterwknox) I love this song and this line.
Dear Lawd
Please somebody hogtie Mariah Carey and don’t let her loose until she promises to get a new stylist!!!!
Then there are the bands that, unfortunately, attract such a hipster fan base...
– Save Me From Your Followers (via yourmonkeycalled) Tee-hee
Yesterday
I went to church. And something about the sermon really got to me. Maybe its about time that I find Jesus.
So true and SO pathetic
March 23, 2008: Barsexual http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Barsexual&defid=1419501 A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men. A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking. A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.
Methodizaz →
jocelynsmith: You can hire your own papparazzo! “….the subject is photographed completely naturally, living life as normal.” LOVE this! I would like to hire this company to “take care of business.”
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Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most...
– Tom Robbins
Fan Male
jakoblodwick: Got this email yesterday: Sorry in advance, but it must be said. Why must 1/3 of your tumblr posts feature your face? Are you that self involved that you are unaware that THAT is really the most unattractive, ie douche-bag quality, feature of web life 2.0? You diminish the value of your own stock. Perhaps that will go down as your poetic flaw… do you think your own private...