September 28, 2010

Well, Mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico? And how I always wanted a large 24-seat dining table in a dining room with original paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt? And remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes? And remember how I used to chitchat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam and an offiice with orange and white stripes? Remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends? And remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues, S- shaped hedges, and three swimming pools? Well, I got that too.

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